What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are some of the best relationship advice for men?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why is America so fucked up?

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

How did you become popular in school?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is your biggest mistake or regret?

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

Why am I tired all the time?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

Has anyone who has been a victim of a narcissist made contact with the other victims of the narcissist? Did it help to confirm what you suspected about the narcissists?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

Making a Diving Catch For Space - NASA Watch

Dr No

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do we let ugly men exist?